Today is the 37th holiest day of the year. Columbus Day! The day we celebrate the much hallowed voyage of Christopher Columbus who sailed the ocean blue in 1492, to Discover America.Happy Holidays, indeed!
F**k Columbus! You can't wander into someone's backyard and start discovering s**t. I remember as a child, I tried to discover some apples from the tree in Mrs. Johnson's garden. After Mrs. Johnson told my mom, I discovered an ass beating that American historians still talk about to this day. They should put that s**t on a calendar!
He was looking for India and instead found what is known today as America, and just started calling the people there Indians. You don't go out on a blind date with Stephanie, show up at the wrong house, take out Shirley instead and keep calling her Stephanie all night. "Please stop calling me Stephanie, and how did you get into my house?" "Shut up Stephanie! I discovered this blind date and I'll call you whatever I please! Now, do you want to drive to the movies in the Nina, the Pinta or the Ford Taurus?"
So on October 13th, I will commemorate Columbus Day the same way I do every year. By making a bunch of wrong turns and giving some Native Americans smallpox.
Happy Holidays Everybody!
Love, Chris Davis
FRESH GROUND COMICS
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Fresh Ground Comics. We don’t just like you. We like like you.
And, if you want to celebrate the Reason for the Season - Halloween Season, that is - why not check out the newest offering from our friends at Theatre Downtown? Our own Debbie Smith will be there adding to the funny!Good comedy, delicious wines, tasty beers and the finest bottle water this side of Niagara Falls!
That’s what you’ll find at Safari Coffee Cup this Friday night! Guess my weight, and I’ll buy you a beer. Guess my level of tolerance for pain and I’ll let you punch me in the face. Everybody wins!
FRESH GROUND COMICS
FRIDAY OCTOBER 3RD
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300 RICHARD ARRINGTON BLVD.
(Richard Arrington Blvd. is also 21st Street)
205 326-0019
SHOW STARTS 8:00
ONLY$5 / $3 WITH STUDENT I.D.
Fresh Ground Comics. We don’t just like you. We like like you.
And be sure to stay tuned for the latest info on our own upcoming shows!OPENING THURSDAY OCTOBER 9, 2008:
THE 13TH FRIDAY:
READY, SET, DIE!
CALL (205) 306-1470 FOR TICKETS!
OR VISIT: www.theatredowntown.com
What if the characters from "Rent" all worked at a Summer camp when they were younger? What if that same camp was home to a psychotic serial killer hellbent on keeping his tradition of death alive? So goes "The 13th Friday", a parody of those cheesy slasher films from the 70's and 80's, films like "Friday the 13th" and "My Bloody Valentine'. Eight counselors arrive at Camp Crystal Meth(odist) for their annual training weekend, but start getting picked off, one at a time. Will Mark, Roger, Benny, Tom, Maureen, Joann, Mimi and Angel survive the weekend? Will Rhonda the Botanist find that missing finger? Will Cook control his anger management long enough to keep his tater tots from burning away into a fragile ash? Find these answers, and more, at the most adventurous comedy to ever come out of Alabama!
Running October 9-25, 2008, with performances on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights at 8:00 PM, with one midnight performance Saturday the 18th at 11:59 PM. Tickets are $17.00 for adults and $12.00 for seniors and students with the proper ID. Thursday nights and the midnight performance are HOBO NIGHTS, meaning you pay what you can with a $5.00 minimum. To order tickets, call (205) 306-1470 or you can order them online at: www.theatredowntown.com.
Starring: Franklin Slaton, Stephen Wade, Sylvester Little Jr, Rush Brunson, Gillian Puffer, Amanda Maddox, Ashley Culpepper, Michele Santiago, Lee J. Green, Debbie Smith, Bert R. Payne, Edward Gurney, Christoph Hooks and Chuck Duck as Camp Director.
AND we got a full FIVE STARS!!! Needless to say, I am thrilled.Two-person drama is played perfectly
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
ALEC HARVEY
News staff writer
If you've ever read Mitch Albom's "Tuesdays with Morrie," the sportswriter's account of spending time with a former professor as he battled the final stages of Lou Gehrig's disease, your eyes are probably welling up already.
It's a tearjerker to be sure, but in its stage incarnation, it's also the opportunity for two actors to connect with an audience and give performances that resonate long after the show is over.
That's exactly what we get with Birmingham Festival Theatre's season opener, which brings us stage veteran Sam Chalker as Morrie and relative newcomer Douglas O'Neil Jr. as Mitch, both at the top of their games.
"Tuesdays with Morrie" is an intimate, two-person drama that covers a great deal in its 90 minutes. Mitch is a Brandeis student when the show starts, a fledgling musician whose favorite professor, Morrie, urges him to follow his dreams and makes him promise to keep in touch.
Sixteen years later, Mitch, a brash, successful sportswriter who has no time for anyone other than himself, sees his long-lost professor on "Nightline," where Ted Koppel is chronicling the elderly man's battle with the fatal Lou Gehrig's disease. He pays Morrie what he thinks will be a solitary visit, but ends up spending most every Tuesday with him, becoming a much better person in the process.
Sound sappy? Yep, it is. But Chalker, O'Neil and director John Batson manage to avoid letting this become a sob-fest from beginning to end, although tears are sure to come when appropriate.
This show - with its minimal set and lack of flashy costumes - is all about the acting, and that we have in spades. Chalker has done everything from "Hamlet" to "Macbeth" to "The Lion in Winter" on area stages, but it's hard to believe he'll be better suited to any role than that of Morrie. Morrie can be funny, wise and curmudgeonly, and Chalker handles them all with ease. He doesn't make us feel sorry for Morrie - he makes us wish we could have spent time with him.
O'Neil holds his own as Mitch. For "Tuesdays with Morrie" to work, we've got to see the young man's transformation from idealist to realist, from career-minded writer to family-minded man, and it's not the easiest thing in the world to pull off. O'Neil does.
"Tuesdays with Morrie" is one of those shows you may not think you want to see, but you'll be glad you did. Just be sure to bring some tissues.
That's right - Jamie Cottle and his charming wife Blakely have welcomed their daughter River into this world! The newest Cottle made a cameo appearance at our rehearsal this week - isn't she adorable? Many congratulations to the Cottles all!